Doggies, poon, and peanut butter cups…A ramble from Jonny Tits.
Sup kids? Jon here. I don’t even think the others know how to use this thing yet but I will teach them in due time. We had a great night at the bar tonight. The three of us plus a bunch of close friends were there. We had the bar playing some of our favorite bands. Speaking of favorite bands, I will be spending the weekend with mine; Story of the Year. Jeremy and I are heading to St. Louis in about 12 hours to catch them play Page Avenue live in it’s entirety. Excited as fuck. I have seem them play 40 times and have a nice friendship with those dude snow. Dream come true. It’s crazy how music can do such a thing! Anyways, we have auditions coming up with is also exciting. Brb I have to piss. So I took off my pants after I pissed and I realized I still had the tags on them. FML. I got new pants a few days ago. It happens. Where was I, let me read what I wrote so far…oh auditions! Yes I am excited. I have been writing a lot lately. It’s cool because I really value the way I play my instrument and I notice such a difference from August til now. It’s badass. I am pantless right now by the way. My main guitar, Wrathchild is in the shop right now. It’s a dark cherry red Paul Reed Smith custom 22 loaded with screaming EMGs. It sounds like a beast. My other main guitar, which I fell in love with again, is a black PRS custom 24 with a neon green border. We call it N.B. I am rambling here folks. Anyways, I am gonna go to sleep now. Oh wait, I thought of more to say. Our close friend Paul Adler (Wolves) is tracking his Jazz Funeral record right now up in Boston. It is going to be epic. I am playing a guitar solo on the song Haven. Bitchin. Have a nice day. Don’t drink and drive, drink and get laid.
Jon // Avenida
PS: Anyone interested in a Vox AC30?
PPS: Cock.
PPPS: I didn’t drink tonight.